From: John Pflum <jpflumjr@cinci.rr.com>
Subject: Things Learned at RSG Oh 2006


1. It's called a "urinarium" and there wasn't one at Blacklick Hills.
2. If you are playing video poker and someone yells, "Get in the 
   minivan!" just back away slowly.
3. Myke Plough-in-skee, for some reason, knows that video poker 
   machines will accept vulgar terms as long as you spell it
   "Horsecokk"
4. Overheard on Sunday morning at the practice green where Kelly 
   Newell had just won a game of HORSE. The bet was the losers had
   to caddy for Kelly. "OK – you get the bag, I'll carry the clubs."
5. One rock pile = 4 pflums
6. Be nice to the waitresses. The reason the service was slow is 
   because they're blondes.
7. John Yoshizawa has the spirit of true Match Play Madness. A 
   practice swing in the parking lot – brilliant!! 
8. A priest, a rabbi, and two monkeys are on the first tee at Hominy 
   Hill…..
9. The standard bet in RSG is now $5,000. 
10. To paraphrase Bill Bixby/The Incredible Hulk, "Don't make karma 
    angry. You wouldn't like karma when she's angry."
11. Mike Dalecki is no 7 handicap. Ooops, yes he is. Mmmm, no he 
    isn't. Wait, he is!
12. It's a lot of fun and good for the soul to leave a trail of 
    goodies along the Stinky Links. 

jvdp